1/11/12

Craft Night at the Bat Cave!

View from the apartment this afternoon
Gorgeous day outside! Mid 50s, sunny all day, a bit breezy, but hey, that's what you get when you live by the coast. Bear woke up with a nasty hangover this morning as would be expected when one finishes half of a handle in a night by oneself. I was sick with a gawddawful migraine last night (completely different, chaotic story) and slept for what felt like eons! (more like 15 hours? yeah, actually I checked it; 15 hours is, in fact, equivalent to 3 eons! woooow!).

but i digress

So we just kicked it for most of the day. I cleaned the apartment (always therapeutic. ALWAYS!) and did some laundry. Put together a grocery list (probably for tomorrow, since Bear oddly loves going grocery shopping with me), enjoyed some clean refreshing winter air with the windows open and decided to get crafty!

I own a ton of necklaces and earrings (thanks to shopping sprees, if you recall, at cheap sales at Forever 21. Again, I shudder to hear those words escape from my lips...). I may not wear them as often as I would like, but at least they're there when the craving hits or appropriate outfit calls!

Beginning canvas piece
Tonight, at the Bat Cave (the nickname our apartment has so appropriately earned), I'm getting crazy with some crafts....as the guffawwing of our downstairs neighbor fills the air. (He must be watching the Game Show Channel again.)

I started out my first craft - a earring/bracelet holder - with a large 12"x12" Artist's Canvas: "medium texture cotton duck", for all you arteeests out there - and wrapped some simple ribbon twice around a pair of diagonal corners. To give it a painter's tape sort of look. (it didn't turn out perfect, but i didn't want it to, so that's just fine with me...you'll see).

My favorite color I own ("own", because lord knows there are more colors out there in this world that will steal my heart one day) is Cerulean. You must know that my favorite color in the world is yellow and most gentle shades of it. For heaven's sake, I want my wedding dress one day to be a beautiful egg shell color. Screw white, that's boring! Anyway, I painted the whole canvas a....sloppy solid cerulean. Didn't really matter to me if the whole canvas was the same stroke, or even if there were streaks of white showing. It's hard to see in the picture...simply because it's dark, but you get the gist. Of course, made sure to get around those ribbons, so the effect worked!
Ingredients: paints, brushes, glitter, twine, puff paint, scissors

Cerulean canvas with cornered ribbons





So we'll let that mess dry up and work on craft #2 - a necklace holder. Be thirsty for this piece, 'cause you'll need to down a (preferably large) can of something. I chose Peace Tea: Sweet Tea, my most favorite tea in the world! Yummy and still very healthy for as much as I found myself gulping! :)

Sawed the top off of it, straight across, about an inch down from the top rim of the can. This is a frustrating step, so be patient with yourself. It'll look pretty botched once the top is freed, so (if you're right handed, like me) trim  c
ounterclockwise, and as if you were looking inside the can. Next, I trimmed solid 1 inch wide strips at various heights toward (what is the bottom, but will be referred to as the top, since it is here that I tie the hanging string!) the top. Had about 9 strips total. At each top of the strip I bent it very tightly, then bent it back down to make it look like a spider leg, staircase, accordion; whatever you want. At the end of each strip, just because I wanted it to look formal, I bent a teeny part down to round out the tip rather than have a sharp end exposed.
Best. Tea. Ever! 
Now comes the difficulte part (to wordly explain, that is). I took some fabric twine (this, or thin ribbon is cool) and weaved between and around and over all the strips, distributing evenly and liberally plenty of twine, strengthening the strips as they would be holding soon some heavy necklaces. Wrapped the last wind around the top, and tied a knot around the weave of twine. Snipped a 2-foot piece of twine, knotted one end around the weave again, centered, and the other end, looped to hang from a hook in the ceiling! Annnnnnd DONE!

Hooray!

Top cut off. ~1 inch down from the rim









Strip 1, down. Must make more strips!





Bendy strips. Holds....let's see....at least 2 necklaces



~9 strips. Completed product, all bendy and whatnot


Close up of my "rounded tip" idea

Threading begins!












Expect an imperfect-looking creation



Tethered necklace creature
Now, it's back to the earring holder, since it's all dry! The next bit happens quickly since my paint will dry quickly and I've got some quick steps to make. I blot some silver clouds on the pretty blue, which contrasts swimingly! With the wet silver paint acting like glue, I dusted some glitter along the bottom of the clouds to give it a "there's always a silver lining" vibe to it. Added some black puff paint doodles to give it character. Tossed the ribbons and nailed 2 staples on each side to hold some loose bracelets! Annnnnnnd DONE!


Hooray!

(Note: I completely understand that the earring holder looks just like a fancy pants painting, but just jab some pointed earring through it all, and viola! An earring holder!)


Dusted clouds with some "silver lining"

Glittery details!

Finished product! Wheeeeeeee!
Get crafty, my friends! Get crafty!













(PS: i'm so so soooooooo sorry my pictures are as chaotically displaced as they are. If this blogging pictures thing doesn't work for me, I'm doomed..... Will practice this, dear friends!)


1/5/12

A LUSHious Bubble Bath

So one of my best girlfriends - Jessica. Jess, I love you for this! - introduced to me over the Christmas break the organic cosmetic store, Lush.

Now, before you get ahead of yourself and freak out on me, let's get some things out on the table. 

A) I'm from the most liberal city in the state and "organic", is something to me like my parents' dog. Hypothetically speaking, if my parents even liked dogs. The dog's not mine as an obligation to care for, to love (even though I guiltlessly would), to enjoy, to play with, to feed, to walk. But when it performs its little entertaining acts on command...I'm human, for god sakes, I'll laugh. It's there when I want it to be there and not there (thank you parents) when I don't want it there. "Organic" is something I've never really been too interested in, as faaaad as it is. It's too expensive, I don't care....enough, and honestly, as a student subjected to the sciences, we Homo sapiens have been doing just fine in this world for millions of years with the simple(st) shit. In my opinion, no need to splurge on "orgaaaanic". (Shoot me if I've offended you, but please, I refer to the initial message my first post so boldly proclaims). 


B) Simply speaking, I'm a Dude's Girl. I hate spending $$ on the fancy shit. Frankly, a lot of that mindset has come from the fact that I'm a college kid. I don't have the $$$ to splurge. To....buy. I'm cheap. I buy what's not healthy, what's not cute, what's not in because it's saving me dinero! I'm down with cheap eats (frozen bulk from Wally World. Dammit, cause they're taking over the world.), cheap clothes ($10 or less from Rainbow or...Wally World. .....dammit), and no make up. Cause let's face it, boys love it when you're not wearing any of that! Or so they proclaim.




.....so.

The fact that I've spent my whole Christmas bonus on (cheap!!) jewelry at Forever 21 (may I burn in hell for even uttering such blasphemy) and organic cosmetics is quite a feat. The thing is, I might be hooked on this Lush-ious product! Lush sells all kinds of cosmetics including those in the categories of "Products that Turn You into a Goddess" and "How to Bathe/Shower like a Goddess". I probably won't be touching the hair and cosmetic products just yet; I don't think my folicles or pores are ready for that drastic transformation. Instead, I've invested in tons of bath and soap products. Tonight is the debut. 

I'm trying out what's called a Christmas.....Multilayered.....Bath Bomb. 

Sounds intimidating. (getting excited!)

This is the Rocketeer: "A candy stick-scented Bath Bomb for big and little kids, a mini adventure (for the tub)." Bathtub, wine (obviously included), bombs? Sounds like my kind of adventure! 

So he looks a little tattered....prob still works, right?
In preparation, the bathtub is filled to completion (note: mine and Bear's color-coded loofas in the background. lol)
A comfortable 100 degrees Fahrenheit...
Mr. Rocketeer is ready for launch. 5.....4.....3.....2.....1....blast off!
The initial 20 seconds look something like this. Plus a tidbit of fizzy sounds. Like baking soda mixing with vinegar.
The rockets finally kick in (~1:30 minutes in), filling the tub with a.....candied orange scent. Very fruity, to say the least. I dig, I dig!
A swirl of tie dye colors (~1.45 minutes in)
Bathtub is starts to change into a sea-green bluish color (~2 minutes in)
More rocket action! (~2:30 minutes in) Now this is probably the most exciting part - the "rockets"
Roughly 3 minutes in, and the rockets begin to propel my Rocketeer in counterclockwise circles. He's aimed for Uranus! OH nooooo!

Hahaha, I'm entertained by rocket bubbles (~4 minutes in)
Right before I make the plunge, I realize that my whoooole bathtub is a lovely tropical green! Who doesn't want to bathe in that??
I decide to break out another product from Lush, purchased separately from the "Christmas Box". This is called Sandstone Soap. Smells like candied lemons. Smells soooooooo yummy. Like a drink I haven't yet discovered. Well, the brown part....is in fact, (wait for it....) SAND!!! Exfoliant to the max! This might just be my new favorite thing in the whole wide world. I LOVE exfoliants, and nothing is more exfoliating than actual - teeny tiny - ROCKS!!
Didn't need a loofa for this one; just scrubbed allll over! What joy!

So maybe there's just something about a rocket-shaped bomb in my bathtub, maybe it is all the citrus filling my nose, maybe it's the sandy particles I found myself playing with on the bottom of the tub, maybe it's that I'm chillin' in tropical, green water for a change. Whatever it was, it kept me tubbin' it for 3x the time I usually hang out in the tub. I was so comfortable and content in my little apartment bathtub. And that's new to me!
Haha! My green tub! I feel now like I was a mermaid or something!
Anywhoo, just wanted to share my luxurious experience with you fine folks. I hope you find yourselves wanting to hit up a Lush store soon, at least just to see if they have anything that fits your pampering needs. Men, that goes for you too! Lush has products just for me as well! Anyway, now it's off to finish the laundry and dishes before Bear gets home from a night out with the boys. 

....I'll hang with the mermaids soon again...

1/4/12

Clouds That Look Like Snails

Blah. 


It's been a while. Needless to say, there have been some pretty.....life changing events occur in my life. Been taking care of that mess, to say the least. 


Sooooo. I'm finished with college (...at least for a while) and realized so during the Christmas holidays. For the past couple of weeks, I've had a very exciting discovery. This is it. I'm done slaving underneath someone else's whip, performing at my finest upon risk of losing my head (or student loan...), waking up every day to drive to school to sit in a lecture hall to rack my brain of all things unholy to take an exam to show my professor just how much I learned (aka "remember") during the semester. I have given The Man all that he's wanted. For 4.5 years.

whew! 



How exhausting! 


And now, while everyone else is hustling and bustling to get their last wahooos in for the winter break before it's Back to School, I get to pause and breathe and watch the clouds that look like stubby little snails float across the sky over the lake right outside my cozy little sun room. 


I'll get my schedule for work at the beginning of each month (days off made upon my request. WIN!). I go to work, on time, each day. I do my job ("And what sort of chocolate can I get for you fine folks? (yeah, that's right. I work at a chocolate store. Nanny nanny boo boo!) Oh, that 1/4 lb peanut butter cup? What a good choice. That'll be $68. Out of $100? Here's your change sir"). I get my paycheck every two weeks (a fine 3-digit number). I pay the bills, then I get the rest of my day, my days, and my life to play with my friends and my sweetheart, Bear. 


I had off today from work and will receive tomorrow off from work as well. Today, doggone it, I woke up around 9:30, sat in my sun room and watched the beautiful world for a while. It is an absolutely GORGEOUS day (Mr. Weather Man said it was 68 degrees and felt like 70. A gentle western breeze. The water was wonderful and looked so inviting. ON JANUARY 4TH! Can you believe it?) Put on a sundress, flipflops and aviators and Bear and I went out to lunch, a hearty walk along the beach, and then watched a movie before he went off to work. I'm about to go see a movie at the theater with Sara, Trey, and hopefully Ryan then off to Bear's best friends house to watch the basketball game.

And that's my fine, pleasant day on The Island. 


What feels so right is that Bear and I are off to a great start in our adult lives. We have many wonderful things graciously provided by our parents. He and I have big dreams to move to the big city once he graduates in May where, hopefully, I'll find also an awesome full-time job. We are so looking forward to living big, with big fun, and big dreams. And it's coming. 


And I can't wait. :)